I’m at war with this wall paper and one of us has got to go.
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I laughed so much to this, I love gay people.
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
PFFFFF XD
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I am so extraordinarily disgusted, enraged and horrified by this. Both as a lesbian and as an American citizen.
What the fuck, people? What. The. Fuck.
Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me, and then show me the place where he was hanged.
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| — | Lawrence Durrell, Justine (via nightmarebrunette) (via greatquotesfoundontumblr) |
AUGH GOD MY MOUTH
So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.
IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!
FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL
Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX
BLASPHEMY! >[
DR. PEPPER IS NASTY, MAN! SERIOUSLY!
IT TASTES LIKE SOAP!
IT DOES NOT!
IT TASTES LIKE A RAINBOW WRAPPED IN AWESOME!
…Though, given a choice, I’d rather drink Sprite. XD
fdsjfdghhs what’s wrong with you fucking Americans? XD It smells like potpurri, for fuck’s sake, it’s naaasty.
Then again, you have Mountain Dew, so my complaining goes nowhere >:| <3
What can I say? Americans are just plain fucked up, myself included. XD
Mountain Dew is love, though. :3 But it’s been ruined by the fancy-ass new flavors that people keep coming out with. The new one tastes like fruit-flavored assholes. DX
Like Dr. Pepper does~? 8D
I still have only tasted the original MD, I haven’t even had the Cherry version yet before they discontinued the brand in Norway :| They don’t even have it in Britain, what the fuck is that?
Hush with your Dr. Pepper bashing! >:|
The cherry kind is yummy, but I haven’t had it in forever. I’ve sort of sworn off of soda and other sugary beverages in a somewhat futile attempt to save my teeth until I get dental insurance. XD
I do pity your lack of Mountain Dew, though. :c It’s like the nectar of the imaginary gods. XD
AUGH GOD MY MOUTH
So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.
IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!
FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL
Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX
BLASPHEMY! >[
DR. PEPPER IS NASTY, MAN! SERIOUSLY!
IT TASTES LIKE SOAP!
IT DOES NOT!
IT TASTES LIKE A RAINBOW WRAPPED IN AWESOME!
…Though, given a choice, I’d rather drink Sprite. XD
fdsjfdghhs what’s wrong with you fucking Americans? XD It smells like potpurri, for fuck’s sake, it’s naaasty.
Then again, you have Mountain Dew, so my complaining goes nowhere >:| <3
What can I say? Americans are just plain fucked up, myself included. XD
Mountain Dew is love, though. :3 But it’s been ruined by the fancy-ass new flavors that people keep coming out with. The new one tastes like fruit-flavored assholes. DX
AUGH GOD MY MOUTH
So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.
IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!
FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL
Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX
BLASPHEMY! >[
DR. PEPPER IS NASTY, MAN! SERIOUSLY!
IT TASTES LIKE SOAP!
IT DOES NOT!
IT TASTES LIKE A RAINBOW WRAPPED IN AWESOME!
…Though, given a choice, I’d rather drink Sprite. XD
AUGH GOD MY MOUTH
So I had some Dr. Pepper for the first time today, since we just got it in the store I work in.
IT’S THE WORST FUCKING SHIT I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!
HOW CAN THIS BE A WIDELY POPULAR SODA?!
FDSFKFHGFJLDKHGKJL
Maybe my taste buds have just been spoiled by other, better soft drinks, but holy shit DX
BLASPHEMY! >[
I believe Don’t Ask Don’t Tell doesn’t contribute to our national security. In fact, I believe preventing patriotic Americans from serving their country weakens our national security.
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