Lifestream Cheetos

calplushrumpsstridermakara:

jaimelesfillesbeaucoup:

This is a grave from the Victorian age when a fear of zombies and vampires was prevalent. The cage was intended to trap the undead just in case the corpse reanimated.

when i die im gonna order my family to build that cage and then im going to contract someone seperately to later break the cage open and make it look like i clawed my way out and steal my body from it.

then they can do whatever they want with the body so long as it’s never found, ever